Order now, get it MARCH 1ST! Rip into this superbly-seasoned loaf of love, and you’ll think you’ve just struck gold!! It’s not actually gold... it’s Turmeric. It makes the inside bright yellow. So don’t freak out.
Now classified by the State of California as “Seasoning Psychosis,” please beware of those who seek to smush a slice of challah into the very bottom of the bag. If this behavior is witnessed, promptly scream “OMG WHAT’S OVER THERE,” then grab the bag out of their hands, and run away.
In the unlikely event of leftover challah, please wrap your challah in foil, or, seal it in a ziplock and leave it on the counter. The next day, we suggest you try toasting it, and gettin’ crazy with your favorite schmear.